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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    Gift @Vaguery Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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    Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    @saladinahmed Birds are just sustainable dinosaurs, after all…

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    In 1962 if you wanted to draw a social graph YOU ASKED PEOPLE QUESTIONS AND DREW IT BY HAND #lazy pic.twitter.com/n1OyasgxfG

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    oh thank god I OUTLIVED THE NEED TO LEARN C++ THAT IS AWESOME

    I win programming

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    The world would be a better place if computer science majors were obliged to learn anything at all about code quality. Any one thing. One.

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    This Is Just To Say

    That I have one
    weird secret
    for reducing
    belly fat

    and which
    if you click here
    you might
    find out.

    Forgive me.

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    Nobody in Star Trek seems able to joke around. The Federation has no pop culture, no Simpsons or Monty Python to quote, barring Shakespeare.

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    fun trick: substitute “pneumatic”<-“online”, “telegraph”<-“web”, “sales pamphlet”<-“email”, “machining”<-”programming” &c

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    Fuck off, Yoda: There is only "try", and everything is a draft forever.

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    problem with scanning an old cookbook is the flour and sugar that falls out onto the scanner when you get to the desserts section…

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      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    "You and I know that while photographs may not lie, liars may photograph."

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    Some grad students & professors make me think the "rigor" of a PhD is just a way of socially signaling you're elite & can afford not to work

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      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    bumper sticker I would buy: my other car is also a car, but not this one

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      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    It's strange how white men who shoot people are sad, delusional madmen, but white police who shoot people are never sad delusional madmen.

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      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    "The best thing about this film is the ending. And not the substance of the ending, which makes no sense; it's the existence of the ending…"

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    Meritocrats dealing with contingency: If they’re in power, then new things lack all merit; if powerless, that’s because the system’s rigged.

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      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    Fool me Six Times, and I should probably write a test for that.

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    go skeuomorphic or click the little house-shaped icon

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  • Vaguery
      Bill Tozier @Vaguery

    My wife just accused me of "subverting the true meaning of the manicule" in a typographic sketch I asked her about.

    We are well matched.

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