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I just saw a grown man wearing pink crocs. And somehow, my boner died.
Friday night. Watching my bros play Borderlands 2, chilling in my jammies and a cape. Do I scream awesome? I think so.
Gummy sharks taste blue. Fuck you if you don't understand.
Strutting around work with a flareon hat, my little pony keychain, and a give 'em hell attitude.
Just helped my niece put a puzzle together. Never loved a four year old before, but that kid is awesome.
My hair is a mess after all this costume wearing bullshit.
My dad goes out of his way to waste time and gas. 5 min trip to Walmart turned into a half 15 cruise in the burbs to get halfway.
Chacha doesn't wanna answer my questions. I give up. New story idea.
How did I turn out to be the nerdy one in the family? I spend my days off playing games, reading comics, & voluntarily researching
Hobbits eat like 15 meals a day. Big, nutritious meals. How are they not fat or well developed or.. They're just short and hairy.
I remember my mom's new number perfectly, yet I couldn't remember my dad's number that he had for about 10 years. Whoops.
The closest I wanna get to love is that shaky, exhausted feeling after really good sex.
My parents think my obsession with Jared is amusing. They don't take my love for him seriously.
The best part of shark week: bonding with my friends over megalodon jokes
Imagine riding a megalodon, though. #SharkWeek
Apparently, all I do is talk about dragon sex and mystical shit. But the person saying that is a moron, so.. Whatevs.
I've tried to explain to them that when my ulcer is acting up or when I get stressed, I can't eat much anyway, and meat is awful.
I'm a dragonelle, hailing from Jackson. I like hunts in the mountains and long flights over the beach. My favorite color is green.