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Coat check is not responsible for stolen or lost items. I have zero trust in this system.
If you're too tired to masturbate you need sleep.
I'm going to start masturbating with each stroke being a drum beat. That way it will seem meaningful when the jizz comes out for a finale.
The only thing that's more attractive than girls who draw fake beards on their faces is absolutely everything.
It's easy to scream "Get a room!" to two people feeling eachother up. What do you say if they're homeless beggers though?
More or less is contradicting more or less.
The extent of my originality is having the ability to say happy birthday slightly differently on facebook to those who share the same b-day.
I think bidets have potential.
If you have problems with your penis size just become a rapper.
"You look so familiar! Oh ya! I remember now I creeped your profile on facebook before."-Future normal talk.
New site idea: PlentyOfFlesh.com. A site for cannibals everywhere.
It's all fun and games until you meet up with that anonymous person you met in a sex chat and they don't even have a lower body.
What's the key to a guy's heart you ask? Manipulation. A girl that can manipulate her way to my heart has the best chance above all.
"I know where babies cum from but where do they come from!?" -6 year old surprising the shit out of his mom.
Just a guy enjoying life before erectile dysfunction kicks in.