So they put onions in my salad and I didn't want them. I wanted to tell the chef but he was crying about something..

I want to go to a restaurant, get a table, and order a pizza from Dominoes.

Stephen Hawking should really consider hooking up with Siri..

Pic day! pic.twitter.com/XYgcPg1NW4

I want to invent a drive-thru subway where you drive up to several different windows for different ingredients. I'm tired of leaving my car.

Wise words from Chewbacca. #StarWars http://t.co/yyFEF2xb

I've always been curious as to whether Wonder Woman gets periods or not.

#StarWarsLinesNotToSayInBed Isn't it a little short for a Storm Trooper

Bahahahahahaha this is brilliant! Scorpion can shoot me all he wants... #cats #mortalkombat #videogames pic.twitter.com/wcHtQEGLcC

Lmao! #backtothefuture pic.twitter.com/EICZwQxYQQ

#hipstervideogames
Any game that is a:
(G)ame
(O)f
(T)he
(Y)ear
(E)dition

@roxxxierevenge @swbelieves @_lostinthehive_ @manyaberk @ayafortuna @kmccee @katjett68 @mezzystudio @novblue THANK YOU!! :) <3

#SexIsGoodWhen All the time

Looks like Black Widow and Rogue are getting a little closer. This kiss between them from A+X is hot! #ComicBooks pic.twitter.com/wBxenQA2

#moviecereals Children of the Corn Pops

@cool_jesse On first look at your post, I read this as "I want to grow watermelons so I can fuck watermelons".

Whenever somebody says "Aren't you a little old to be playing #pokemon ?" I immediately say "Aren't you a little young to be such a bitch?"

I have consumed so much meat just now. Please no sexual innuendos...

....okay maybe just a few.

I get to sleep on Thor's face every night. #marvel #comicbooks pic.twitter.com/zdgpJIaCfT

#selfie pic. pic.twitter.com/sAQfSQJOSE