@joebudden Frank Ocean performs Novocane for the first time live. Dope http://bit.ly/k6mLXv

“@fuckingwasteman: I have a really bad habit of falling in love with girls on the bus” @aldingz

Follow @aldingz Imagine me, but better looking. Like Di Caprio in his Titanic days.

"@uberfacts: It is illegal for goats to wear pants in Massachusetts." @juliarose46 @abbiechampeau

@aldingz @cuttothejase @premao @mrmanders http://t.co/kuNKzreb #votetempat

Hate it when people try to hint at me to get a job. Suck my fucking sweaty taint.

@aldingz http://t.co/4SBchhPD

@aldingz http://t.co/XlLDYu6m omfg I'm crying hahahaha

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@aldingz http://t.co/ZXbp7C0O you'll appreciate this, and 00:42 mannnn

"@uberfacts: An adult giraffe has a kick so powerful, they can decapitate a lion." I need to see this in video form.

Sigh, when my texts dont get replied to I just wanna launch my phone into the nearest kittens face.

@aldingz @abbiechampeau http://t.co/eKRyGLo9

Its not cold for once! I'd fuck a McDonalds up right now, starves.

"@whattheffacts: Research says "Facebook can cause Jealousy"." Well fuck me, solid research guys!

Got given a leaflet for some Christian dinner thing, said can I go if I'm atheist? Her face dropped and said "all are welcome" quietly.

#fuckthepolice http://t.co/IO6GKeeQ @aldingz @hanjeeks @mrmanders

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@aldingz I'm proud of you <3

@idkjuuulia @aldingz leave my boyfriend alone