RT @kelsykardashian Everyone keep me in your prayers. « I praying you die of a fiery death.

#FF @boomman_mmi this dude is the truth.

RT @spankybrown Damn ... RIP Comedian Yvette Wilson ... Most Notable as " Andele" from The Parker's ... Smh http://t.co/y66EzIXt

Baylor came to Play, Kentucky came to WIN!

I will never forget the day my mom told me "you need to stop all that motherfucking cussing, that shit ain't lady like"

@funnypicsdepot is that Nigga wearing a Fanny pack... He should shoot hisself!!

@reallilscrappy damn I thought this pic was a joke... You was serious huh? Hope you enjoyed your meal. #TheStruggle

S/O to all the guys wearing that good smelling cologne I personally like to call "that panty dropper" or "bitches come running"

You stupid motherfuckers can pray for Kobe but question posting for Boston.... Please eat a dick!!

I speak sarcasm like I got Rosetta Stone for that shit.

Cracking the fuck up, just read an ad for a wedding dress says : Wedding dress for sale, worn once by mistake.

Don't fucking lazy text me "GM" I fucking text back "General Motors" now fuck you & your day!

I saw Jose Baez on TV today... I wish they'd stop making douche commercials.

I double dog dare you to star this tweet! YOU won't do it...!

I don't fuck with fakes... I don't give a flying fuck who you are... Family, friend, or foe! If you a fake bitch, you gotta go! #Period

What the hell happened ..? Gas prices higher than Giraffe coochie in this bitch!!!

Oh you got that big on Twitter you can't even respond....? LMAO! YOU AIN'T SHIT IN REAL LIFE! #tweetThat

Anybody want to invest in this Jesus hologram for December... Just for shits and giggles?!

Danica Patrick is very handsome!

@sammi5681 thanks for the follow, I Gotchoo on the followback!