@vegasjessie @rafalcaromney definition of elitist = owning dressage horses that have a better health care plan than me

@oaklandelle said essentially the same thing to my son the other day #TeachingMySonNotToRape

In @jameswcoker 's avatar, the bottom half of his outfit is a speedo #tweetyourfear

@sethmacfarlane that's cool and all, but I'm more concerned about what @rafalcaromney is up to

@jameswcoker @mricemachine I love that I can come back to twitter after a long hiatus and you guys are still here, being awesome #thankful

I love me some @randyrainbow and the Evolution of Gay:  http://youtu.be/fFQNlB5GvQQ  via @youtube

@sproutwellness yes, so romney in favor of gay marriage, right?

my cats will never live as well as @rafalcaromney but the little fuckers won't dance so I guess it's their own fault

I really wanted my 2000th tweet to use the word "fuckalicious" and now it does. Yay me!

@rafalcaromney thanks for that link, it's just super to see such a majestic animal with glitter rubbed on its ass

I didn't give a fuck about Broadway or the Tonys til @randyrainbow made it all so compelling and hilarious http://t.co/9yhc2zpR

noticed @johnfugelsang is now following me on twitter, I totally just had an orgasm #sexyliberal

@mricemachine at first I thought I read "supercuts" and I was all NOOOoOo! But now I'm okay

@jackmackenroth as a mother of my own clever little jackass, I know her pride

@jackischechner awwww I also am in the service of a fluffy one pic.twitter.com/GlIaqqMLkm

Sorry I missed the twitter party on #rapeculture today, I was busy teaching my son not to rape #TeachYourSonNotToRape

@jackmackenroth this is the spelling police arresting you for that last tweet. you like handcuffs, right?

@jackmackenroth this, THIS is why I love you

@jackmackenroth how awful! we don't need more toxins in our environment, preserve children with salt

@redrobina I have waking AND sleeping dreams about @johnfugelsang that are very, uh, spiritual