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WOAH! Slow down there guy buying a 6 pack. You better take it easy there big fella!
MSF prefer you only shave once a month, bitch constantly, spend all my money & never be grateful for anything for a meaningful relationship.
...and on the 8th day God threw up a gigantic stop sign and said, "I must checkith thyself before I wreckeith thyself" Amen
Keep telling yourself you're a good person, maybe someday you'll believe it you rotten piece of shit.
People who watch the same movie over and over again scare the fuck outta me.
In my country, to be puked on by drunken man considered good luck.
You’re goddamn right I’ll tell you how you can put me in this car today.
Basquiat painting fetches record $48.8M.
In other news, I'll clear $100 today.
Redneck diet:
A squirrel for breakfast
A squirrel for lunch
A sensible dinner
If I quit smoking, drinking, getting high & eating I MIGHT live long enough to be miserable for the rest of my life? Let me sleep on that.
Vodka & Jolly Rancher Watermelon Soda.
Not nearly as fantastic as it sounds.
Nothing says multiple DUI's like an auto mechanic walking home from work.
Damn girl, are you a video game because I can't stop playing with you.
If by fundraiser you mean going to work so I have enough money to buy more alcohol, yeah I'm a fundraiser.
The later the tweet, the drunker I am.
