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WOAH! Slow down there guy buying a 6 pack. You better take it easy there big fella!
MSF prefer you only shave once a month, bitch constantly, spend all my money & never be grateful for anything for a meaningful relationship.
...and on the 8th day God threw up a gigantic stop sign and said, "I must checkith thyself before I wreckeith thyself" Amen
To drink or not to drink...
What a stupid fucking question
Keep telling yourself you're a good person, maybe someday you'll believe it you rotten piece of shit.
People who watch the same movie over and over again scare the fuck outta me.
In my country, to be puked on by drunken man considered good luck.
Those who forget the past are bound to re-drink it.
You’re goddamn right I’ll tell you how you can put me in this car today.
Basquiat painting fetches record $48.8M.
In other news, I'll clear $100 today.
A squirrel for breakfast
A squirrel for lunch
A sensible dinner
If I quit smoking, drinking, getting high & eating I MIGHT live long enough to be miserable for the rest of my life? Let me sleep on that.
Vodka & Jolly Rancher Watermelon Soda.
Not nearly as fantastic as it sounds.
Nothing says multiple DUI's like an auto mechanic walking home from work.
I like green nuggs and hash!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
Damn girl, are you a video game because I can't stop playing with you.
You’re goddamn right I’d like whipped cream and a cherry on that.
"My kids will never act like THAT!"
-people that don't have kids
If by fundraiser you mean going to work so I have enough money to buy more alcohol, yeah I'm a fundraiser.