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How I Left Your Mother #DepressingSitcoms
I paid for my dinner with a card, and now the illuminati knows I like tuna melts.
Not enough medicinal puddings available. Pharmaceutical researchers need to get on that shit ASAP!
So, out of Obama or Romney, which is more likely to have saved the Council in the first Mass Effect?
pretending to be gay and dancing with cute, curvy girs is not a way to meet a future wife, given that they think you are gay
Falling off taller and taller objects #NewTLCRealityShows
Holy shit, this is my last day at work, I guess I need to kill all of my staff or memory wipe them.
We really can't survive the vacuum of space, Charlie Brown. #FailedPeanutsSpecials
Oil tycoon without mental illness #MovieCharacterYoullNeverSee
Scottish Extreme Entrail Poppers #AmericanizedHaggis
Fully awake in a questionably fake Empire
Spock, be so crazy and stuff.
There I stood, bathed in moonlight, taking pulls off a sparkling water, when, to my delight, nothing happened.
Did you know that every poorly funded state mental hospital has a secret rocketship inside of it? Look for the tallest abandoned structure.
I live in a pathetic future where I have three internet connected machines within several feet, and somehow haven't mutated yet.
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