@scousebirdprobs wearing spanx to not be a slag, then giving in and having to ditch them in the bogs..!! Ha x

Sometimes I have to remind myself that twitter is actually only pretend...!!

@tinheadftm #WoolHolidayThings gettin a tattoo on the first day and walking round with cling film wrapped round ur arm for a week.

#ff @scousesalon @scousebirdprobs @scouse_tweets @scouselikebread @thebarry_grant @sinbadbrookie @mrjimmycorkhill @harry_cross_

#ff @dazwalshdarren @0151marty @billsedge @rsvjim @chalky000 @oz76_ @jonesyboy123456 @scouselikebread #funnyfuckers

#ff @goosenev @liljohnmc @lilpwoppa @mjbladeutb @ponderthepoint @djmickhayes @fitzy_efc @reloaded2013 @thirstytrotter

@bootletweets in the stranner, teenage mums substitue babys dummys with sayers sasuage rolls #fact

If u think KFC is better than maccies you are defo a peado.. #fact .

#ff @daz_lar_darren @chalky000 @0151marty @5laughterhouse @___ost___ @allieefc @b4wecrackon @biglarry55 @bigredcol1 @fitzy_efc @franswaa1878

There is nothing worse than reading peoples vile hilsborough tweets.. I still remember sitting in my nans waiting for my dad to come home.

@scousebirdprobs being a #scousehaidresser and not being able to go to aintree cause ur getting everyone else ready.. #sly

#ff @_kingoftheroad_ @biglarry55 @birkenhdtranny @cassie_mac1 @garytrott13 @giorgiamoya @goosenev @stelemarinel @triciabrandwood

LIDS AND LIDETTES... can u all get me more followers..for the simple fact that I am a 100% belter ... #ThatWillBeAll !! RT xxx

@bootletweets absolutely no cash in the attic #BootleTvShows

Why the fuck would u go on the sunbed in this weather???! Its hotter outside! #BadMongs

If you're not watching #pinkfloyd you're a paedo.

My son has just come in and said I know how u have a baby, you have sex, the penis goes in the vagina and sperm squirts out... #kill menow

Omg just had the funniest phone call ever in work..A fella wanting a fringe perm! Im sure he was wanking while I was telling him about it!!

These trading standards people are fuckers.. No wonder im finding it tricky to get hold of £6 vivienne westwood earings..! #fakebritain

Are my fucking eyes decieving me...... £13.50 for a 'jeem' mug...?? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha #turnitin