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I gotta get my ducks in a row. And then I gotta SHOOT THEIR FRIGGIN HEADS OFF.
@bestdavidever @jackietown "You guys are sooooo immature." - Hitler
"Congratulations on your loan" is the meanest thing anyone's said to me in years.
I'm having a hard time communicating with my family. How do you say "get away from me" in Depression?
I call my earbuds earacquaintances because we're just not there yet.
Old man sits down next me and starts talking to me about masturbation. No joke. True story. Fucking help me. http://t.co/YImew5c
Grab the bull by the horns. And then- uh oh, you're riding a bull.
Looking forward to reading Casey Anthony's book "If I Did It" in 10 years.
I like to play the "how hot could Hell REALLY be?" game in the shower with the water. I always land on "not that bad".
Something about being underground makes me sleepy. Being dead should be a breeze.
Anyone else looking forward to living in a nursing home with old people constantly using their cell phones to avoid people? #beholdthefuture
Reaching into my pocket for quarters and thinking "where are those Skittles?" Getting older is fun. And tasty!
I think the worst part about being homeless is that they'll never know about the "free" section on Craigstlist. #imsad