Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
You know what would be real funny about Planking, is if you stopped.
If you can't say anything nice at all I hate old people
This is the best thing @buzzfeed has ever posted. Seriously. Dying laughing. #JackedKangaroos http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/why-you-should-never-ever-get-in-a-fight-with-a-k …
I can only imagine the worst part about being blind is not knowing when to stop wiping your ass
I will donate 3billion sperm for every new follower I receive during breast cancer awareness month RT
how many yards did Ginobli get on that carry? was it a first down?
Today at work I will smile every time I suggest the bone-in Ribeye to my female customers. #SteakAndBlowjobDay
I've gone into Target before and bought nothing, so, yeah. I'm powerful. I do CrossFit. I love it and it loves me back.