Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If you can't say anything nice at all I hate old people
I can only imagine the worst part about being blind is not knowing when to stop wiping your ass
You know what would be real funny about Planking, is if you stopped.
Women: I'm sorry that men are such pieces of shit and try to tell you how to live your lives, treat your bodies.
how many yards did Ginobli get on that carry? was it a first down?
Today at work I will smile every time I suggest the bone-in Ribeye to my female customers. #SteakAndBlowjobDay
what's everyone all cunty about tonight?
That person on the internet that likes you? They don't really like you, they're just really bored with their current situation.
Twitter can be a lot of fun. Twitter can also be a big bag of depressing dicks.