Jingle bells
Facebook smells,
Tumblr go away,
MySpace yuck and
Bebo sucks,
Twitter all the way!
#teentimee

A boyfriend texts his girlfriend at 11:12 and the text says: "Did you get your wish?"
<3
#teentimee

If McDonald's sold hot dogs, could you order a McWeiner, and ask for it super sized with a straight face? #teentimee

Me-"F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me!" Mom-"What are you spelling?" Me-"Fun?" Mom-"Oh..." #teentimee

Trust no man.
Fear no bitch.
Kiss no ass.
Chase no dick.
#teentimee

Cause there's nothing surgery can do; when I break your little heart in two! #teentimee

JB love story part 27

You woke up in the morning on the floor. Guess you two didn't make it to the bed last (cont) http://tl.gd/6d486r

"SUCK MY DICK!" "Sorry, my mom told me not to put small things in my mouth." #teentimee

just because he doesnt txt u doesnt mean he doesnt like u anymore.Maybe it means he doesnt wanna seem "all over u" he is the boy. #TeenTimee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, he's for me, not for you. And if by any chance, you take my place, I'll take my hand, and smash your face.

Mister Gangster--

I know you have your "swag on" but PLEASE walk faster? Thanks.

--Everyone behind you.

#teentimee

Retweet if the first time you ever got a McFlurry you thought the spoon was a straw! #teentimee

I'm afraid that I'm the friend that everyone secretly hates.

I'm afraid I'm the annoying one,
The hated (cont) http://tl.gd/8c5pvh

"Stalking" is such a strong word. I prefer "Intense Research Of An Individual!" ;D #teentimee

That awkward moment when you meet the person you've only talked to online.... #teentimee

Me and my phone are like twins(: We do everything together! #teentimee

Girl,

The sexiest curve
On your body
Is your smile<3

#teentimee

When words fail; Music speaks. <333 #teentimee

Real friends walk in when the rest of the world walks out. #teentimee

JB love story part 26

"Well that was, um, interesting?" you said, trying to find the right word to (cont) http://tl.gd/6b8lgc