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#lessviolentfilms Texas Chainsaw Maintenance
“Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.” ― Frank Zappa #Zappadan #ThankyouFrank
Going to bed is giving up that anything else fun will happen that day.
White shirt, spaghetti, no stain. I think I just used up one of my lives.
How to get stains out of a tunic after a vigorous wine stomping session #AncientGoogleSearches
I don't care who or where you are, if you're in a public place, stop fucking humming.
Pout out to all the babies out there.
I'd hate to be the dude all those Adele songs are about.
Life can cause failure.
Sometimes, torching the whole thing seems like the best idea.
You're all into weird things, aren't you? I can tell. *hugs you all*
"What are you up to?" "Fending off the advances of the semi-literate."
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Drunkish, on a balcony where I can see both the sea and Golden Corral, singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song softly to myself.
Don't correct me and then when I apologize, say it's ok. If it's ok, don't fucking correct me.
#LessSpecificSongs Stairway to Whatever Unknown Realm Lies Beyond
Really starting to think about considering maybe possibly wanting to be close to making a decision to mull over doing something about it.
Abacab: 4 Swedes in a taxi.
Articulate, Curious, Adventurous, Humorous, Absurd. I got this soul. It's all fired up. - Interpol invented the lyric, I felt it too.