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The Devil might be in my heart, but his pitchfork is in my pants
#quotes #inspirational #love
The illegal downloading of music will eventually cause any city that is built upon rock and/or roll to fall into the ocean...
OMG a male stripper dressed as a cop is pulling me over right now in a real cop car! Exciting!!! I'm gonna get some dollar bills ready!
there really aren't enough ways for me to explain how little we care about your "warrior" tattoo.
"Get your freak on" by Missy Elliot sounds more like "Get your free cone" and now I want Baskin Robbins.
Pretty amazing how people who take pictures of their feet at the beach still have friends.
If I didn't want you in my dreams, why the fuck would I want you in my car...
Good choice, people who choose to RT my best tweets over my recent tweets. Save us both the embarrassment.
I like reading tweets Thursday nights, because in Australia it’s Friday night and they’re fucken drunk.
Semi pro tip: Pretend you’re not enjoying yourself on here or the cool kids will pick on you.