@iliveongreyst I FOUND THEM THEY ARE IN THIS BURRITO pic.twitter.com/1vRuVL8v3m

@adamcsmith a busted one yes. To link to support in DMs (fun) (not really)

@vlsion Hey. Either get a unique name or make sure your followers know there's a goddamn 'L' in yours.

Hey @dell. Thanks for the $1500 Inspiron paperweight due to faulty parts that you KNEW about. @dellcares ...until it costs them money.

okay Alex Grey is pretty cool.

i love fire I LOVE FIRE

@adamcsmith niiice thanks!

Well apparently it's "Think about all the bad things you've done" -O'clock.

@iliveongreyst They have wifi on their craft; I can still tweet. Sup?

Headline: "A Million Babies Die The First Day They Are Born" -- Oh, the FIRST day they're born? ......

Optimists these days learn English, pessimists learn Chinese, but realists learn how to operate an AK-47.

@most_unique Piracy is cheaper. Easy decision.

#UFC #BigCountry #belly

@rattiekiss wow, GOOD dog! :D

@alispagnola Why, is it 2006?

@iliveongreyst metapod used harden metapod used harden metapod used harden metapod used harden metapod used harden metapod used harden

i love goats; they're like portable cows

Pretty sure I just caught my neighbors bringing in a woman of the night as I arrived home.

I wish I had an Asian friend so I could tell them to slow their egg roll every now and then.

#swag pic.twitter.com/R4zR1biJQJ