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I've been busy for a couple days. Thanks for starring & RTing my old stuff, I'll pay you back soon.
There should be a yelp for doctors too.
If you start to have a bad day today just remember how great burritos are and how easy it is to get ahold of one.
It's only kinky if someone else knows about it.
I feel like the good side of the force would have done a little better if they had more guys who could form properly structured sentences.
If Santa sees you when you’re sleeping he probably sees you doing other stuff too…probably with a group of horny little elves.
“I’m a goal oriented person” – roughly translates to “I don’t have anything to put on a resume”.
It's not reasonable or realistic to expect millions of ppl to not chat on the internet after their fav shows. So quit crying about spoilers
If I'm Maggie I set a nice table for the walkers coming over the hill and enjoy some dinner conversation w/the governor while he's be eaten
You call me in the middle of my zombie stories? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
I wonder if Reese's has been holding out peanut butter & jelly cups back from us, usually when I've been smoking weed.
Have you ever noticed how sticky Christmas trees are?
I'd rather be weird than popular. So I guess I should be happy. Alright then.
Umm, I may have stolen that last tweet, I'm getting to that age where it's hard to remember.
A yelp but for relationships
Thanks @hysteriabarbie for the cup! People only go to drag races to see trannies crash & explode anyway. checkerout http://favstar.fm/users/HysteriaBarbie/tweets_of_the_day …
I did Kentucky Surf-N-Turf for Thanksgiving, frog legs & BBQ pork. I know, I'm feeling pretty disgusted about it too.
"Pfst, who doesn't love The Beatles"? - someone who's been told it's cool to like The Beatles but never listened to them.
I'm on my way to the titty bar with a bag of turkeyloaf lunchmeat sandwiches to feed the strippers. I love Thanksgiving!
Unexceptional Tweeter of the Year 2010 - Self Loathing Division Neuroses & Psychosis Casserole