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Alice in Poundland #lessambitiousbooks
a client of mine introduced me as the only woman he had known for over ten years he hadn't slept with. Am a bit concerned about his mother
just seen a woman with a very bad face lift - not sure who looked more surprised
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the woman selling sea shells by the seashore doesn't have the best of business plans to be honest
if you don't give your child a middle name, how are they ever to know when you are cross with them?
Just seen a youngish man with a bad facelift. Not sure who looked more surprised
A gstring can lead to a grope
How many anagrams does it take to change tall big hub?
a cosine walks into a bar and orders some food. the barman refuses saying they don't cater for functions
a priest knocked on the door and bizarrely tried to sell me a dictionary. think he had taken a vow of sell ABC #tweehee
The currency used in The Vatican is paypal
nose to the agenting grindstone, fingers to the twittering keyboard with varied results