What is this happiness you speak of? I'd like to have some.

Look. Ermahgerd! http://t.co/LcgVUncQ

Literally speaking, everyone is actually full of crap.

The fatter you are, the funnier it is when you fall ^.^

Amish people I find funny. And theyll never be offended by this cuz they don't use electronics. Woot!

I should really get on here more. Gifboom has taken over my life man..

@tehfuzzytoaster haha I look weird. HERE'S YOUR KISSSS!!! http://t.co/GU2KCcdO

Feminists need to shut up. Men have their job and we have ours. Deal with it.

@ryanppax everyone loves a pussy in their face ;)

Prettiest #pussy pic.twitter.com/f3RyLJgbam

I dont remember following William Shatner but i did so

@frayfray94 ily k <3 sorry this is long overdo.

To @p3wp3wpikachu and @call_me_chelly, thanks for being the only ones that cared to listen. <3

@harlequin_l Uh.. Hm..

@troylowther the hate you got for that tweet was hilarious. I do like AA but yeah, those fans are freaking fags.

Well he's on the interstate now. Little over 12hrs and I'll be with him FINALLY. :)

Woah pedo mustache.

I am part goldfish. Fear me.

You, good sir, deserve a monocle..

Unwanted, unneeded, unloved. The worst feelings I can have.