@khloeodomclick @fuckipedia I think it's funny. I fucking hate the Katrashians.
It's called Karma.

Train pic.twitter.com/WgiR8x1N

@sapphireeyezz Bacon pic.twitter.com/ZdhrW23p

If you're not following @mesorandy you must be a) Helen Keller b) super lame or c) dead. If "c" rest in peace.

This guy's bottle of cologne obviously exploded on him.

Singing along to Wilson Phillips in my office makes me think of @bakerbydesign .....cause he loves some WP.

RIP Peter Rauhofer - thanks for the great dance music you leave behind.

@jfreev every day is silent and grey

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“@originalnixster: YES!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
"@jtimothys: You'll like this. :-) pic.twitter.com/ZYvFITiONL"

#truth pic.twitter.com/aOu3mID7nB

#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope

Pope With the Dragon Tattoo

Once again, the #Grammys leave me with feelings of confusion, delight, regret & now, this year, emotional distress after seeing Lena Dunham.

And why do we need a Ke$ha documentary? How many times can she pour a bag of glitter in a puddle of mud & roll around in it?

I wish Ke$ha could have photo taken where she doesn't look like she just crawled out of a trash can,

Or out of the trunk of a Trans Am,

I've never watched an episode of American Idol.

And I never will.

#truth

You go, Adele. I smell Oscar in your future.
And some fried chicken too.

#GoldenGlobes

@originalnixster your liver left a message for you:

"we are never ever getting back together.

Like, never."

"It's better to burn out than fade away."

Florida's tally will be in at noon tomorrow because you know we have trouble counting.

1,2,6, cheese, 85, 4, truck, 9, 10

@mesorandy @originalnixster @nobadwords

This just in... http://t.co/h1ZMh7eT