i've shit my pants 3 times today lol

Cowboy hat? pic.twitter.com/rRbpQqyAl8

@sagesparten007 can you please quit retweeting everything I say

Under the covers pretending im a ninja pic.twitter.com/CPE8efKroh

@blizzops2 average at best lol your moms pussy is average at best i'm mother fucking wings of redemption

only reason i'm 400 pounds is because its a extra supply of dick and a high cap. gas tank for a love machine

@ixamxfed @sawcasm @sketchmasta fuck sawcasm he is a hating ass bitch and will stay blocked

i went to fart and more came out than expected brb changing underwear!

The sad thing is my chance to score pussy doesnt even go up today , its almost always 100%

Ohhhhhh pic.twitter.com/De0Mt5XeOr

@snd4dummies i have a couple fuck buddies kid lol just because i'm heavy doesnt mean i cant get pussy. There are millions of girls out there

I'm 110% original i'm a fucking boss , 400 pounds and white call me ricky ross.

i'm not a bi sexual or homosexual , i prefer women but thank you for the offers of male on male sex

@i_sma1l it wasnt anything like that it was just hot butt water lol

people laughing like they've never been sick before , my stool is runny and when i cough hard or sneeze sometimes it comes out

@woricp @muzzafuzza ladder stall 360 double dickin while spittin flos , the quickest on the wit my 360 got a pistol grip the illest

@fugroo @ciaan_ as church ladies would say I've been blessed when it comes to penis

Lol pic.twitter.com/o0wthK9KxY

@fearemento chin me? seriously kid i'd shoot you stone cold dead.

god i'm so fat , i really wish not eating junk food was easy lol