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RAP GAME BOBBY HILL
Legit though, Me and my girl are gonna be on webcam when she turns 18. HMU and stuff. I'll show my nutsacks to anyone for $$$
I am the mayor of titty city
I wonder if animals gossip. Like lions in the jungle "Hey don't mate with him. He has a small penis"
NOW SURPRISE GUEST BANE AT THE SUPERBOWL
My girlfriend reminds me of the ugly duckling. Except she just grows up to be a strung out drunk hooker.
One day I'm gonna get a handjob from a very angry girl.
Don't take me seriously. It'll just ruin your expectations.