Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Since I don't smoke, it would be cool if they would stop making me watch these disgusting anti-smoking commercials. #StomasAreGross
Pretty cool that the Manti Te'o is about to be the NFL's first openly gay player.
If I was a vegan that really cared about animal welfare I'd still eat turkey because fuck those big ugly beasts.
I'm not really into cocaine but I'd love to have the kind of lifestyle in which I eat cheeseburgers off a strippers ass.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but we're being manipulated by a ruling class of lizard people.
I get paranoid when people don't text me back right away. "It's probably because they hate me now, what happened during my last blackout?"
It's not a subtweet if you actually use their name in it.
I just unfollowed somebody on tumblr for complaining about "thin privilege" because I can only take so much outrage.
Me waking up to go to church with my mom today is infinitely more impressive than whatever Jesus did. I am your new messiah.
I'm either thinking about baseball or killing myself, depending on what books I'm reading.