A heart warming tale of cowardice has been unfolding for 3 days now: Will tough guy @mysecondempire ever fight King Shitheart @bro_pair?

By chance he stumbles upon a mysterious sign with a cryptic message engraved... pic.twitter.com/qIX7vfv035

@dead_wizard I've been tweet riffing about bitcoin lately

Link sees a small ledge*hookshots up* alas the chest he's been looking for! *opens chest**party snakes shoot out*

*finally opens his heart to a woman**party snakes shoot out*

*opens gas cap**party snakes shoot out*

@dead_wizard its worth every god damn penny thats what! today youve insulted my musics unquestioned divinity, now you troll my fashion sense

@dead_wizard I just don't think you "get" the total consciousness received by those of us who believe in the holiness of the wubs, pal

Some other folks that I enjoy #FF @elzw @coreynotkori @dead_wizard

@dead_wizard *rolls out scroll of tweets*see what I did here? Its the juxtaposition of McCarthys Blood Meridian with Gay4Vegetas Fan Fic #2

@satellitehigh hey man this seems more like a commentary on fanaticism. There is no reason or logic in it. Sports, politics, games-> fanboys

Sry @dead_wizard, I can't hear you over all this carnage!  http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=T500ecHP3pE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DT500ecHP3pE …

@bro_pair Previously on Twitter: Rich Kid Gets Cyber Bullied by Libs, The Alex Jones Diary & Shithearts vs Tough Guys! Stay tuned! #TDGN

@dead_wizard *adds to cart* What a steal for the white city! *sound of gondorian horns give cause to my boner*

@dead_wizard erybody in the club gettin tipsy

*feels more connected with FF7 characters than real life people*

Typos make me suicidal

@dead_wizard on the other hand it may very well be a gathering point for that particular beast of legend

Do bees eat fish?

@jimmiebernardin @peacheshotsauce our pal @cwnordstrom's fam used to own a bunch of "Handimarts" I think were on to something here boys