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cloudya01
I just creamed all over my pants.

I mean I spilled ice cream.

On my pants.

That I creamed on.
@cloudya01
cravenheart
Just one more punt and I'm going to give up trying to get this kitten into space.
@cravenheart
GPappalardo
My entourage is following me home from work today, and by entourage, I mean Highway Patrol.
@GPappalardo
OFeelYah
Apparently it's my sister's birthday. I swear its like she does this every year.
@OFeelYah
JezebelTheGreat
My boyfriend wants to have sex with the Progressive lady, which causes me to completely question my own sexiness.
@JezebelTheGreat
BillMc7
If these walls could talk, I know it wouldn't be more than a couple of days before I'd try and put my díck in its mouth.
@BillMc7
jane_bot
Some girls have all the fuck.
@jane_bot
bestgirlbetty
@cravenheart instead of 1234 as your password, try 5678. sounds hard to remember, but you can sing the Laverne and Shirley theme song.
@bestgirlbetty in reply to cravenheart
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TheInfamousGdub
My body is less a wonderland and more a large bounce house.

So no, I will not make that a large.
@TheInfamousGdub
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GPappalardo
I've been working today.

I like to scare my co-workers every once in awhile.
@GPappalardo
sucittaM
Don't worry, it's not Stigmata. I just tried to catch a lawn dart.
@sucittaM
bestgirlbetty
Spring is here. Time to release my child back to the family of yard squirrels from which he came.
@bestgirlbetty
JerryThomas
I'm taking my intestines with me on a trip overseas, because sometimes you've just got to go with your gut.
@JerryThomas
capricecrane
People forget how persecuted big butts were before Sir Mix-A-Lot.

That's why the Queen knighted him.
@capricecrane
ruthakers
55% of women want a man that is smart, employed, charismatic and knows how to treat a woman.

55% of women are currently single.
@ruthakers
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cpinck
I still have a couple of friends who haven’t joined Facebook.

They’re the ones I’ve decided to keep.
@cpinck
Zaius13
My wife is gonna feel so stupid when I tell her that 'Exasperating Husband' is just a character I've been developing since we got married.
@Zaius13
jasonmustian
Waiter just asked if I wanted lemon in my water. I assumed he was setting up one of those "life" jokes. I'm on Twitter too much.
@jasonmustian
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beersuds
Dear Yoda: I’m not comfortable with the fact that The Force “penetrates” you…
@beersuds
ImAVeronica
When I was your age, Pluto was a planet and also we had Spring.
@ImAVeronica
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