Do you know what a Shitzu is? A zoo with no animals!?

The speed at which a woman says "Nothing!" when asked "what's wrong?", is inversely proportional to the severity of the coming storm. LOL

@statefarmsucks5 Phew lol

"when i was a kid i used to crawl down the stairs pretending to be spider man as an adult i crawl up the stairs pretending to be sober" LOL

I you can't be bothered with housework, make sure your next best friend has OCD abd invite them round...often lol

Good morning! I like twitter because.......you can talk to random strangers and have a laugh. Twitter really is about connecting :D :D

says...is it just me or do you feel offended when you walk into a room and the air freshener goes off

Heard that counting sheep helps you sleep... It's bloody freezing in this field! AND I'M STILL WIDE AWAKE!!

'Cock Up Your Beaver' by Rabbie Burns @aneaterclare http://www.bbc.co.uk/robertburns/works/cock_up_your_beaver/ < ahahahaha

LATIN lesson for today - Luctor et emergo - I struggle but I'll survive!

if I give you a piece of paper to hold in front of your face... then I throw a rock at you... Would you STILL think paper beats rock? :P

I'm not insane!!! I am voluntarily indifferent to conventional rationality. =)

You know, If I suck in my stomach turn sideways and squint my eyes i look pretty damn sexy.

Whoever said that words can't hurt you, had clearly never been smacked in the face by a dictionary!

says i swear i once tried to be normal but it just didn't agree with me!

remembers when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn't talk over the song.

Secret to a perfect relationship is making the other laugh. This mornin' OH fell down the stairs... I pissed myself laughing ;D :D

@aneaterclare @toots77 @bellestarblue @hypocritter take that ya wicked tinkers ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpUdpZpVX3w

What your index finger says about you http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1335155/What-length-index-finger-says-you.html

listening to "Simple Minds - All the Things She Said" ♫ http://blip.fm/~z7u56