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Minding nephew on Sat nite (wild & crazy guy, I am) watching Scooby Doo, with beer, awaiting pizza. Last watched Scooby, with dope, in 1987
This cannot end well. I am Friday-night drunk on Sunday night.
Actually, my use of the adjectival hyphen there... Oh fuck. I am pissed...
Watching first date mating rituals is fun
Related: To the guy in The Waterhorse bar, chill out! Her body language is already screaming yes!
RL friend bought water pistols for her kids. Now the kids are calling playing with the guns "finger-banging". I see Twitter in their future.
A shot of the hot pussy I'm in bed with this AM.
Having Monday off work makes the world seem a better place somehow. http://t.co/TlPg9CLc
@elvisknievil Correct, except kangaroo fighting only allowed on Sun and we BBQ platypuses, not pygmies (tho not sure about @kinkybuttercup)
@lalastrailer
2 things 1) Go well tomorrow 2) Tell son to replace beer or you will kick arse on your return. We'll all be thinking of you.
@ehhbartt
Cool, no, I mean hot.
Damn, I'm never gonna be able to focus on that spreadsheet when I get to work now.
@ehhbartt
Men would never be superficial like that, it must be your eyes that attracted them...
...so, what else are you wearing?
@rynuhgyn
Dammit, the rest of us make do with jeans pics of @ehhbartt and you score naked ones?
...sobs, shuffles away sulking.
@thelastgoddess
Too ridiculous and sadly, funny, to be true, 'specially the all caps person. There are some idiots out there.
@jmtaters
Probably, and the day, or the month, or even the year depending on what number beer it was.
@kayditty
No, sadly. It's only Bank Holiday, one of the pretend ones. Every other industry will be working.
Media slave, easily amused, frustrated champion athlete and aesthete, generally cranky bastard. NSFW, read at your own risk. Views are my own. I like beer.
