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Minding nephew on Sat nite (wild & crazy guy, I am) watching Scooby Doo, with beer, awaiting pizza. Last watched Scooby, with dope, in 1987
This cannot end well. I am Friday-night drunk on Sunday night.
Actually, my use of the adjectival hyphen there... Oh fuck. I am pissed...
Watching first date mating rituals is fun
Related: To the guy in The Waterhorse bar, chill out! Her body language is already screaming yes!
RL friend bought water pistols for her kids. Now the kids are calling playing with the guns "finger-banging". I see Twitter in their future.
Media slave, easily amused, frustrated champion athlete and aesthete, generally cranky bastard. NSFW, read at your own risk. Views are my own. I like beer.