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I've turned into a white girl
Whenever my cat is in heat I put her in the chokey
Originality is dead
Throwback to when Tanner put his leg through a glass door
Throwback to the days when I was too much of a pussy to even say I smoked weed
Someone came into Subway today and asked me for a bun with three handfuls of pickles
Napoleon Dynamite is my spirit animal
Can I be the next Pope
fucking do whatever the fuck you wanna fucking do
My father asked me to smoke a joint with him. MY FATHER. THE ONE WHO GROUNDED ME FOR SMOKING WEED IN THE BACKYARD. A FUCKING JOINT.
I CHANGED MY NAME ON COGECO TO BILL MURRAY SO WHENEVER I CALL YOU IT'S GONNA SAY BILL MURRAY YES I LOVE LIFE
I hate money more than anything in the world
If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true / 02.14.14 @CashHeros