@owillis pic.twitter.com/tVSEYaXU

Ten years ago today the Dixie Chicks were right. #uniteblue

.@fckh8 I heard the last time she climaxed the dog wasn't really that into it. #FCKAnnCoulterDay

Not one country that's imposed austerity has solved their economic woes. #gop #p2 #UniteBlue

I hear the republicans have finally gotten around to reading the constitution. Hope their version wasn't edited by the Texas Board of Edu.

I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

Braaaiiiins! Hahaha! pic.twitter.com/HRaDsIY3

I'm pretty sure the shit I just took actually barked at me.

Convervatives are a people open to debate. NOT.  http://140elect.com/2012-twitter-politics/do-not-engage-tgdn-accounts/ … via @140elect

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Johnson

#letterman #truth pic.twitter.com/IJOTfu2fps

Ray Lewis has probably already murdered three more people during the black out. #SuperBowl

Never Forget. #NationalDayOfMourning #UnitedAmericanIndiansOfNewEngland pic.twitter.com/CGjut2eq

Man, I'll gotta say: the line between the GOP and the Taliban gets shorter every day. #northcarolina

"Great art is horseshit, buy tacos." ~ Charles Bukowski

.@monsantoco Will you buy-back the flipper babies you helped engineer? For fertilizer maybe? Are flipper babies too natural an ingredient?

"North Korea says to enter "state of war" against South Korea" - Buckle up, errbody.  http://mobilebeta.reuters.com/north-korea-says-to-enter-state-of-war-against …

“It’s not a war on drugs, It’s a war on personal freedom, that’s what it is okay? Keep that in mind at all times, Thank you”
— Bill Hicks

Apparently hunting one of their own gives #LAPD the right to declare open season on everyone. #incompetent #keystonecops

Black Flag Reunite for Album, Live Dates  http://rol.st/UxWxae  via @rollingstone