@brianbeckner Can you do a 3 hour Friday Facts? This guy is like radio syphilis.

Metaphor alert RT @tide_source: The power has gone out at Humphrey Coliseum at Miss. State for game v. Bama. Power out all over campus.

Hey @koryder...Great news.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QJqug0a2Jw …

We have reached the "pour whiskey into coffee" portion of the day's gluttony. pic.twitter.com/pKOcqHSi

Craig James, who never killed a hooker, wants to be a US Senator. Watch him debate other non-hooker killers @ http://t.co/ag43KYfN

Dressing like a whore but putting a hat on doesn't mean you're dressed for the Derby. #KentuckyDerby

@ghostjerk A low fat frappucino and Green Day's "Good Riddance".

I've never wanted a tattoo. Still don't. But if I did, it would be a quote from Eleanor Roosevelt. #InconvenientTruth pic.twitter.com/nLKMv8YUzX

With all the green food dye consumed this past weekend, I bet the page view numbers for @webmd's discolored poop section are off the charts.

I'm not early leaving for work, but it's dark outside. I blame Obama and Nick Saban.

.@napaknowhow has the "na na na na na Napa know how" to annoy me outside of football season. RT @napaknowhow: SALE ends Monday! @ghostjerk

Enabling any man to have hoes in different area codes RT @politico Link between area codes, locations may be severed  http://politi.co/12zmdck 

@ghostjerk Be careful. @38godfrey will race to the dog's defense and talk about what tender and unselfish and misunderstood lovers they are

@ghostjerk People north of I-10 are suckers. #ShortsinFebruary pic.twitter.com/LtF2V1H1

If you like @jennyjohnsonhi5, you should follow @diannegallagher. Because she's funny and vulgar and from Houston and stuff. #FF

Davis is gigging in Metairie this episode. Streetcar death improbable, but he could always get shot in the Chili's parking lot. #Treme

I #Believe that Jonathan Banks just became a 2nd round draft pic.

@goedaddygoe Paul Winfield's narration could make an uneventful church picnic sound sordid and tawdry.

@goedaddygoe I would do a dance remix with some beat boxing focused on the line, "I only taste the saline, when I kiss away your tears"

Remember, #OleMiss playing #Texas w/Big 12 refs is like playing Bama in Slive's backyard. Montcrief never had a chance.