Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
For the record, I like the new Daft Punk. But there are moments of: oh, THIS is what Mannheim Steamroller does the rest of the year.
Facebook: Amazing Day! So Thankful! I'm so blessed with friends and family.
Twitter: Day's over. Masturbated, got drunk, pills, killed a bum
Don't CC me on an email. Either email me or don't.
I would totally cast Kim Jong-Un as Augustus Gloop.
The guy at Trader Joe's who just sold me four bottles of Jameson seemed genuinely concerned about me.
My mind is like Pandora but for regret.
ICYMI, this was my personal take on the horrible events yesterday in Boston http://mikegianella.blogspot.com/2013/04/boston-massachusetts-april-15-2013.html …
I bet Wes Anderson would be on Twitter if you could tweet from an ugly old hat.
Animals with human-like faces should have to pay Social Security.
Making Willem Dafoe the good guy needlessly confuses things.
Stop allegedly doing things, alleged criminals.
This tweet is gonna be Legen...
Wait for it...
Mom. Domestic antihero. Trend whisperer @msnnow. Likes strong coffee, dark beer, extreme weather, moody music/movies/photos, adventure & the lulz. And bonfires.