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I tweet a beautiful photo and lose two followers. I mention "giant cock slideshow" and gain a follower. I see what you're up to, World.
I seamlessly segue from fancy steakhouse to dive bar where people are screwing in the bathroom like it ain't no thang
It's hard to explain to kids why they have to wait for a snack because you're working on a story about sea cucumbers that eat w/ their anus.
"BEHAVE OR YOU WILL NOT GET A CHUCK E. CHEESE PIZZA" would be an incentive for me to misbehave, but kids are funny little creatures.
Dancing traffic cop in Rhode Island busts a move for Christmas season. Feel good. http://now.msn.com/tony-lepore-dances-as-he-directs-traffic-during-christmas-season-in-providence-rhode-island …
I realize this is a sweeping generalization, but I pretty much hate everyone who drives a Range Rover. Unless it's you, of course #roadrage
Mom. Domestic antihero. Writer. Trend whisperer @msnnow. Likes strong coffee, dark beer, extreme weather, moody music/movies/photos and adventure. And bonfires.