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Let's eat, Grandma RT @thetweetofgod Time spent on Twitter is time, well, spent.
I'm closer to death than I thought RT @wtfuckfacts 100 cups of coffee within 4 hours, is enough to kill the average human
Next they stab the fetus out of Desiree OH WAIT SHE'S NOT PREGNANT YET #bachelorette
@mikegianella The Learning Annex missed the boat by not offering a 1983 class on "How Not to Misplace Modifiers If You're a Weirdo Pop Star"
"Jesus" -- 8yo's verbatim reaction as he started leafing through book I got him about the birds and bees pic.twitter.com/rXhXw3WirR
I tweet a beautiful photo and lose two followers. I mention "giant cock slideshow" and gain a follower. I see what you're up to, World.
What #theiceman should be: General Zod burning people w/irons & screaming at Ashley Judd in a tinfoil room while he screws a Norwegian nanny
I seamlessly segue from fancy steakhouse to dive bar where people are screwing in the bathroom like it ain't no thang
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB eats Caesar salad STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB #holidayspirit
It's hard to explain to kids why they have to wait for a snack because you're working on a story about sea cucumbers that eat w/ their anus.
My small contribution to International Women's Day: MT @msnnow This woman has the world's strongest vagina http://on-msn.com/Y0Vksp
"BEHAVE OR YOU WILL NOT GET A CHUCK E. CHEESE PIZZA" would be an incentive for me to misbehave, but kids are funny little creatures.
Dancing traffic cop in Rhode Island busts a move for Christmas season. Feel good. http://now.msn.com/tony-lepore-dances-as-he-directs-traffic-during-christmas-season-in-providence-rhode-island …
One of my biggest regrets: not finding out how Starship felt about Obama's "you didn't build that" comment #sundaynightquarterback
Get ready, #10 is coming RT @buzzfeed 9 Worst Presidential Debate Fails Ever http://t.co/yvgO6ysO
Pro tip for Buffalo News photographers: Make sure you don't cover up the "C" in "Canalfest" h/t @fark http://t.co/jKfusRod
I realize this is a sweeping generalization, but I pretty much hate everyone who drives a Range Rover. Unless it's you, of course #roadrage
Mom. Domestic antihero. Writer. Trend whisperer @msnnow. Likes strong coffee, dark beer, extreme weather, moody music/movies/photos and adventure. And bonfires.
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