Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
You've just been proven racist by the racist prover. #Community
40 degrees outside and a new tan? Honey, you're not fooling anybody.
Omg the entire floor is literally on their knees bowing to the queen omg
I WANT TO LOVE WALTER JR AND I WILL. NOBODY WILL STOP ME.
I need someone to tell me that they're a fan of The Joy Formidable so we can go see them at the Neptune in March.
If "The Californians" was a real soap, I would watch it everyday.
You're the AT&T of people. #Community
Portlandia is the greatest reality show on TV.
"If there was a kid starving in the street, I would care about him more than a dolphin because I'm not a dolphin."
Thanks to Community, I now have the Reading Rainbow theme song stuck in my head. #setphaserstoloveme
If egg avis are actually robots and I'm being followed by robots, does that make me the leader of the robot apocalypse?
My iPod just autocorrected "gooddd" to "hipsters". It must be a sign. #myipodisagoddamnhipster
Twitter is so much more exciting than Facebook.