Mom just asked how many pterodactyls of space she needs to put 200 photos on a hard drive.

The fact that Chris Brown is still allowed to produce music is a real window to how we treat violence against women. #violence @schemaly

Reading @mike_ftw 's book "Design is a Job" Not only is it awesome advice for designers - its awesome for ANYONE who works with humans.

This is still my favourite jesus.
http://t.co/oLwFRCx9

I high fived a jaguar yesterday. Top that!

Stop tapping your god damn feet.

@louderthan10 NSFW NSFB
(Not safe for brain) pic.twitter.com/kpa74aOVxp

My sisters tweets make me really happy that twitter was too technical for my mom.

@thestraymuse
Loooove you!

@louderthan10 you'd be so proud, I'm sippin scotch. And I like it.
@carsobear

@iregier This is the best vine I have ever seen.

Lana Del Rey Bouffant via @pinterest
@cameronchapman  http://pinterest.com/pin/409968372299510229/ …

#mayorsexpo

Could have chosen a better hashtag.

@jessicavalenti @schemaly
Ugh I'm sorry for showing this to you.

 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2307429/Angelina-Jolie-turns-elder-stateswoman-grey-hairs-match-G8-Summit.html …

Sisterly advice from @thestraymuse  http://instagram.com/p/X8WQMpEDBM/ 

@paleoromano you should tell @paythetroll that you are delirious with fever.

@paleoromano The world would have more successful students if we cloned you. You okay with that? Send me some cells.

Waiting for the Mailbox app was more fun than the actual mailbox app.

My mom just said "vaginal vault".

Constantly refreshing twitter to see @paleoromano hair/beard shaving.

@the_uncommons This is the correct link that @louderthan10 meant to show…

 http://dev.letterpressleague.ca/