Find a good man. Be honest. Cook for him. Give him head while he drives. Use birth control so he can nut in you. Live happily ever after.

I can't breathe! RT @itseddiecaine: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 RT @officiallyice: SON....SON....YO..... http://t.co/zWXeaZvt

I really wish @chunkydelfresco would stop trying to convince me that semen is an alcoholic beverage.

Love a perverted, educated man

See ya RT @buddymagert: RT @slaylawson: I wonder if Da Brat ever fucked a nigga with her boxers still on.

Drake probably sits indian style on his bed, with a glass of moscato watching Winne the Pooh. MAZEL, though.

EVER RT @the_lion_: Niggas will pour plenty liquor roll plenty weed for they squad after he dead but never check on his family.

drake's pussy probably smells like pink lotion and tears.

And Macho RT @sethbrundle: Major Man Randy Savage died?! Sad, sad day...

O_O! RT @krsfraz: I wish I could see her face tho http://plixi.com/p/79374579

"Michelle, I have never loved you more. I have never been prouder to watch the rest of America, fall in love with you too"- Barack Obama.

Hi. I'm Waverly and I'm in need of an intern in LA. know of one? Tell them to email me at waverlycoleman@gmail.com

I should rap. I wanna be black Lil Kim so bad

Lmfaoooooo RT @dr_ezwider: Drake and Chris Brown really keeping Tony Parker out of the Olympics. UNREAL

Lmfaoooooooooooo RT @knightbeatsday: you know i know y'all really ain't shit? cause zoo's teeth still pop up in your recent images.

Oh what? Don't do that to my girls RT @dr_ezwider: Oh. RT @zyberotika: #TittyTuesday by the Olsen Twins http://t.co/QnYXwYFk

It was wonderful. Very well put together and funny! RT @gdharpo: Definitely gotta go see that. RT @tuckfwitter: The Five-Year Engagement >>>

X_X RT @_hustlemarsalis: Stop Kony? Nigga I'm just trying to stop these creditors. http://t.co/61w4cQV2

#BARS You don't like men? You a dyke then. It's ok ma, yo titties fill that bra. And I'm in fucking awe.

Drake be all in the bathtub making a bubble mustache on his face and giggling. I know it.