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A man was arrested for biting another man's finger off at a Beyonce concert. Needless to say, no-one will be putting a ring on that finger
Thinking of marketing a line of "pay as you go" roadside Porta-Johns, to be installed only in remote locations called Urine Luck.
How do you throw out garbage cans?
WARNING, this tweet is not politically correct. Attention fat chicks, you are not, I repeat, NOT good dancers.
In a blind taste test, 9 out of 10 people say they taste just like the deaf.
A blow to Mayor Bloomberg as his law banning large drinks ruled unconstitutional. Anthony Weiner's saying he's been super sizing for years
I just read that in Orlando, Dog DNA is being used to identify owners that don't "scoop". Fortunately, I live in Buffalo and I only spoon
Just left Walmart and for some reezun I think im forgeting how too spel simpul wurds
Can't believe the rumor that Justin Bieber was spotted shopping at the Walden Galleria. I thought the Gap Kids closed there
Founding member/drummer of power pop sensation Counting by Fives. If you name your debut EP/single Working Title, will it ever be released? I like beer.