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WARNING, this tweet is not politically correct. Attention fat chicks, you are not, I repeat, NOT good dancers.
In a blind taste test, 9 out of 10 people say they taste just like the deaf.
Just left Walmart and for some reezun I think im forgeting how too spel simpul wurds
Hey Bills fans, it could be worse, Miley Cyrus could be a Jill.
A blow to Mayor Bloomberg as his law banning large drinks ruled unconstitutional. Anthony Weiner's saying he's been super sizing for years
When you paraphrase something, shouldn't it involve two phrases?
It's a shame that all this brilliance is wasted on the both of you
I just read that in Orlando, Dog DNA is being used to identify owners that don't "scoop". Fortunately, I live in Buffalo and I only spoon
One thing I've learned from a facinating night of #Olympic watching, is apparently there are no more normal shaped women left in the world
In late breaking news, Miley Cyrus still a talentless pig.
Judge Trudy has sentenced Amanda Bynes to perform in a Jersey Casino with the dancing lobsters.
Ooooh, THAT Norwegian wood
"If I was Minnesota, is just give the ball to Adrian Petersen" .Thanks for the insight gleaned from your long and storied career Troy
Founding member/drummer of power pop sensation Counting by Fives. If you name your debut EP/single Working Title, will it ever be released? I like beer.