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WARNING, this tweet is not politically correct. Attention fat chicks, you are not, I repeat, NOT good dancers.
In a blind taste test, 9 out of 10 people say they taste just like the deaf.
A blow to Mayor Bloomberg as his law banning large drinks ruled unconstitutional. Anthony Weiner's saying he's been super sizing for years
I just read that in Orlando, Dog DNA is being used to identify owners that don't "scoop". Fortunately, I live in Buffalo and I only spoon
Just left Walmart and for some reezun I think im forgeting how too spel simpul wurds
Surprised no one out there has gone for the easy "in the Ukraine there must be a body of water called the Crimea River" pun. C'mon Twitter
In late breaking news, Miley Cyrus still a talentless pig.
Hey Bills fans, it could be worse, Miley Cyrus could be a Jill.
When you paraphrase something, shouldn't it involve two phrases?
It's a shame that all this brilliance is wasted on the both of you
One thing I've learned from a facinating night of #Olympic watching, is apparently there are no more normal shaped women left in the world
Hey International Olympic Committee, want to boost your revision ratings? I have 3 words for you... Two woman luge
Founding member/drummer of power pop sensation Counting by Fives. If you name your debut EP/single Working Title, will it ever be released? I like beer.