Messi is a joke. For me the best ever.

Pepe. What an idiot. Sometimes people wind u up.

One direction new song is brilliant.

Drogba. Your a good player but pls get up.

@frankiecocozza sorry who are u again. Oh yeah i remember ur the kid who was on x factor who couldnt sing.

#vivaronaldo

Ronaldo is destroying people here

Hello @piersmorgan http://t.co/qR5yS3MY

Haha. That goal serves pepe right.

Hi all there's my head. It will take a few months to grow. Still a bit bloody to. But that's all normal. #hairwego http://t.co/Bd1M4TW

Trying to watch super bowl final. How do they call this football. Like watching paint dry. Looking forward to adverts and music.

Hernandez can score goals man. Born with a gift. Only just heard he got hatrick. Chicha chicha chicha.

Me ant and chicha. What a feeling. Champions #19 http://t.co/RXxRZ4f

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. I'm delighted with the result.

@piersmorgan hello mate. How r u

Have to say. I think today was a footballing lesson. Great win for the champions.

These riots are nuts why would people do this to there own country. Own city. This is embarrassing for our country. Stop please

Yes boys. Great result. Champions league final. Wembley here we come. Looking forward to Sunday now. Big result needed.

Me and big andy Carroll chilling at the bar oooossssshhhhh http://t.co/8RdhjfS

Happy for Torres. Great striker