Why don't you just ask me what it feels like to be a freak?

Somebody fix my soul!

Wow @greensmoke_ with that being said I hope I still even have a soul

I am entirely to horny to operate.

@badbacon What do you call two guys hanging on the wall by a window: Curt and Rod

@_prozach74 this the only outlet I've got short drinking round all these passed out people. It's, what nine there?

Don't tread on me

And a country boy is all I'll ever be.

@karencreets or a ½ hour

@nothotjustmess before gulping the beer. RELATED: Quaker steak is stingy with the napkins/wetnaps ayce tueday.

@_prozach74 like the oblique v up ab crunch guy with the post-workout mcdonalds saying I'm not seeing results, and doing the same everyday

@_prozach74 and never neglect core and lower.

@_prozach74 some people just don't know how to train. The muscle need rest to repair and grow.

Dance with the dead in my dreams!

They're everywhere here today.This guy is at least sixty. "@chopper4jk: Dude in your 30’s with your hat on backwards…grow the fuck up!"

If you didn't wake up feeling like you did something wrong, you didn't party hard enough. -- WaynieWu @karencreets

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!

@nphelendriqal what do you call a gay dinosaur : megasouraus @paulbunyansdick

You need to stop with the subtweets. Deal with your problems with them: Me subtweeting

@karencreets if Sarah Jessica Parker's face wasn't so long we could see her giraffe neck.