Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If this gets 50 retweets I'll wear an adult onesy to the airport....from Kansas to California.
Sterling College football is thinking about Brandon Brown tonight. R.I.P. #TaborCollege
The people you see at walmart would of been thrown to the ditch at birth if they were spartan babies
Alex Smith will forever be Uncle Rico
"Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champs. No doubt in my mind"
why do we call girls sluts and not guys? well its easy to be a slutty girl, theres ugly fat slutty girls. THERE ARE NO UGLY FAT SLUTTY GUYS.
Mike just poured out some beer in the club for the homies...mike is black
People talk about losing weight but don't put the treats or pizza down.......
Just saw a guy get off the plane with 0 carry ons.....I'm going to assume he knows about 30 ways to kill me with a toothpick.
KOBE TOOK 2 FREE THROWS AFTER HE TORE HIS ACHILLES?! Clearly all men are not created equally.
Why do girls tell other girls they're jealous of their long hair? Just don't cut your hair and you too can attain the length. Its free.
Life is war. It's up to you if the experiences you have make you war torn or battle hardened.
Being a decent person shouldn't be a rare quality.
Girls who smoke cigs and or dip...take several laps
everything that is good comes from honesty.
Dear michael bay, in transformers 4 let's have little to no focus on the humans. No one gives a fuck about the humans. also don't direct it
If you post for "woman crush wednesdays" You are a child and in no way a man.
Lady said running water. How did he hear water slide??? Take a lap
I don't think enough people have seen and appreciate Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.