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I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.
Being so tired that you don't know what the fuck you’re saying anymore.
2+2 = Fish, 3+3 = Eight, 7+7 = Triangle, retweet if you get it!
People on the Internet: "Omg you're so beautiful, how are you single?" People at school: "Ew get back in your cave."
I no longer give a fuck, well, I do, but fuck it.
When I draw birds, I draw flying mustaches.
I want WiFi everywhere.
That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.
"I had a dream about you." "Awwwwww." "Yeah, you died."