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Angelina Jolie looks like Jessica Rabbit, The Meth Years. #Oscars
Suddenly all those Constitutional experts in the House are terrified of the Second Amendment.
Right now is the first time Kim Kardashian has ever done anything remotely close to labor.
Bud Light: "Are you up for whatever?"
*Nationwide drowns his kid in a tub.*
How to explain Romney to you Brits... Okay, so imagine if your cuisine was a person. That's pretty much it. #RomneyShambles
When I die I hope I'm remembered for my devastating rendition of "Let Me Clear My Throat."
Between Clinton's appearance, Prince's music and Clooney's voice I'm convinced the #DNC exists solely to bang my mom.
If your neighborhood bar is Applebee's, move.
The woman asking the AK-47 question calls all video games "Mario." #debate
Oh boy almost time for Bachmann Crazy Overdrive. #sotu
Pull the string and watch him go. @southpawcomics
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