Off to Tesco pic.twitter.com/3I6lPhdv

R.I.P, to the horse you used to see. Those neighs are over, horsey fell over

Eating Ikea meatballs in tears. Miss you dad

Now you're just some burger that I used to know pic.twitter.com/StrWlbx1

Every breath you take. Every moo you make. Every single neigh, every bale of hay, I'll be watching ewe

R.I.P, to the horse you used to see. Those neighs are over, horsey fell over

Farmer just threw a bit of cheese at me. How dairy

I see you baby, raking that grass

Swimming lessons, 2008 http://t.co/xZAsmBOJ

A newborn calf just mooed then died. YOMO

Miss you Mum http://t.co/LQLnJZ6A

Tucked up in the stables reading Fifty Shades of Hay

I see you baby, raking that grass

A Tesco bag just blew past and I burst into tears

R.I.P to the cow you used to see. It trotted over, the white cliffs of Dover

West Philadelphia born and raised, on the hay ground was where I did most of my neighs

You and me horsey ain't nothing but mammals, so let's drink a lot of water and pretend that we're camels

Just saw a burger bun and burst into tears

Getting ready for tonight pic.twitter.com/Ca4UyiYT

You and me horsey ain't nothing but mammals, so let's drink a lot of water and pretend that we're camels