Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I wish I could be experience twitter with virgin eyes again. Things feel formulaic and boring and hopeless.
Her match profile says sapiosexual but all her exboyfriends are football players.
I bet it's hard for the kiss cam guys in LA to fig out dad/daughters vs couples
The more exclamation points you use, the less I respect you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#DadFilms Dad Actually
#DadFilms My best dads wedding
Simon says go fuck yourself.
Work life balance task force meetings
Why should I pick my battles when I love battling and I'm also the best at it.
Carpe the Diem, then Carpe your pillow & muffle your sobs when nighttime inevitably reminds you your Diem job doesn't keep you warm at nt
Home is where my mail's delivered.
Are you there bourbon? It's me, Lily.
What are YOUR professional derailers, Scott? You turd. Nice tie.