This small Labrador called Ryder needs a home. @reply if interested. Do RT pic.twitter.com/Q2eEeW2j

Listen to @gkhamba & @thetanmay Hilarious Fucking shit! "All India Bakchod" http://t.co/KBJB343J

Reading the 18 again product description makes me wonder if all women have a heritage site down there! Restoration! strengthening!

Very Byronish! RT @clockroots
#WomenKissWhen they aren't sure what else will make you happy :D

All Patronuses would be wolves, Tyrion would lead the dwarves and Jeoffrey would hit on Hermione @miteshkothari @thescarlettgirl

+1 RT @aatifsumar Still maintain that if Nokia decided to produce an android based Pureview device, would outsell EVERYTHING.

With the way things are going down, we will need a commissioner Gordon in this city!

@trendcrusher Ahem! Not anymore. You are dating aren't you? @theblindpixel

We all have met a woman like that! RT @thathippieboy Her ass was better than many people's face.

For every idiot who starts a shitty hashtag trend, there are 5 assholes asking why its trending

HAHAHA!! RT @lilmississues: HAHAHAHAHAHA Nigella talks dirty http://t.co/OMlEx8Ps ( via @clockroots )

#FF @gilletteindia to learn the secrets behind their creative razor names

Indian cops beating the paan stains outta each other!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3eJuQ_tii8 …

I'm sorry Miss Jackson, I am for reeeeeeeel  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFN-Wurm2Q …

Guess they took the title 'Copywriter' a bit too seriously  http://www.campaignbriefasia.com/2013/04/the-indian-ad-industry-is.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter …

Going by my timeline, Twitter is populated with cat owning, cupcake eating, food instagramming, DP photoshopping women and their admirers.

“Everything that can be digital, will be" - Jeff Dachis

Bragging on twitter is akin to getting a hard-on while seeing your own reflection in the mirror, while naked, in public.

The Ultimate Gentleman's Survival Kit  http://img2.piccsy.com/cache/images/10/e4/12976c6e790f99e9bc09a11af4a2-post.jpg …

Dont know if its a good thing to have completed watching 20 odd series from this list  http://www.imdb.com/list/RNdurJcLRc0/ …