Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm fine with stripping Lance Armstrong of his Tour de France titles, but making him take back his cancer seems a bit harsh.
I bet people in the Dominican Republic are going absolutely plantains over this WBC championship.
At my nephew's flag football game. Apparently tailgating for a sport played by 5-7 yr olds is frowned upon. This country has lost it's way.
With the 9/25 game time changed to 1:10 to avoid Yom Kippur, I suggested a "Win one for the Kippur" ticket promotion. Suggestion denied.
My boss just read me the Riot Act. The full text introduced by the Parliament of Great Britain in 1714. I have no idea why. It was weird.
Satire is still a thing regardless of whether you find it distasteful. Also, most kids are cunts.
Hey Mick Jagger, you weigh 120 pounds, tops....pretty sure a wild horse could drag you wherever the hell it wants to.
I'm fine w/ head shops conducting business despite federal marijuana prohibition, but if they try to sell actual heads I'll change my mind.
On the next Breaking Bad I bet Lydia gets Jesse to cook meth again by forcing him to watch the first 2 Low Winter Sun episodes over and over
Wearing a full Bulls uniform to work until Derrick Rose stops wearing a suit to Bulls games.
Recently introduced as Jeff Gillooly at an open mic.