Culinary fun fact: ramen noodles with velveeta cheese actually taste way worse than regular ramen noodles. #justmakeavegetarianflavoralready

A girl I know and love told me today she doesn't like mac and cheese. "I just don't think they're a good combination," she said. #insanity

"It makes me feel special that you are nice to me, because you aren't nice to very many people." -one of my coworkers #honesty

@petersagal 's twitter name really should be @peeeeeeetersagal. I think more people would recognize him that way. #nproblems

It's harder to justify how much time I spend watching tv now that I'm no longer pretending to major in screenwriting.

Said kitten just attacked my macbook and awesomely, inexplicably made @waitwait don't tell me start playing on iTunes. #superkitty

Most of the email I get is from President Obama, so I have to open ALL of it. It just feels rude to not read messages from the president.