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A few miles away, Manchester City fans are in their beds, slightly troubled as they realise - this is how a home game must sound.
Eva Carneiro is getting more coverage than Chelsea's title bus parade.
Rooney, your mom didn't carry you in the womb for 9 months & at age 9 drive you to academy everyday, for first touches like these.
De Gea might not be a snake for leaving United but he's def a snake for joining the rival club of the club he supported since childhood.
Falcao unhappy at Manchester. Lol. Feelings are mutual babe.
Mourinho is UNBELIEVABLE!!!! Sold Cech before he turned to wood. Just like he sold Mata to us. EVIL GENIUS.
1 jul - transfer window opens
17 jul - start of us tour
30 jul - end of us tour
1 aug - kit launch
8 aug - start of bpl
Chelsea getting guard of honor from Liverpool in Gerard's last season.. Just thinking about this gives me tears of joy
Bale is too busy thinking about his life at Manchester to give a damn about these Madrid fuckboys
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