Guys leave Ayesha Takia alone. Its her Bday. Even she has a heart.. Somewhere over there.

All the funny tweets are taken.

When you come home, ill stop this.
When you come home, ill hide it good.
Ill NEVER CRY AGAIN, WHEN U COME HOME TO ME. 😭😭💗❤💋💜💚💛
#ASOT600BEI

If I favorite more than 10 tweets from you, I probably want to sleep with u. And never call u.

Life would be so much easier if u could be rude to people on thier face and they wudnt make nasty stories about u in return.

If you can't spread love, at least don't spread negativity 😊 #FreeAdvice 😁

The Truth about #TranceFamily 💖❤ pic.twitter.com/Cjg5xDRv

There's a thing called love, we all forget ✨🙏🎶💕👼 pic.twitter.com/GehQX4Ifau

Wats the point of wearing sexy lingerie if you are not gonna show it to somebody.

IF OUR LOVE IS INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY!!! 💜🌏💜🌏
#ASOT600MEX

Perfect Day and that is #TranceThursday 💜💖

HILARIOUS!!! Omg! Rofl! Apparently @grouptherapy is some band and all @aboveandbeyond fans have been pissin em off. pic.twitter.com/QndUyTxh

Did you know that 73% women, like to be on top during Intercourse? The remaining are Indian women, the nuns and the virgins.

BEST 7 HOURS I'VE EVER SPENT! 😭😭🙏💜💛🔊💃🎶

When somebody says "Your tweets are not funny", I reply with "Its cos u r comparing 'em with ur face. Otherwise theyre pretty funny."

No way. This is what heaven feels like. #asot #ASOT597 💖❤

Happy #TranceThursday to my beautiful #TranceFamily <3
#ASOT day!! Yay! 🙏
☁🎶🐰💖💜💖💜🐰🎶☁ pic.twitter.com/68qIOiq0

Close your eyes.. This is a State Of Trance 💜💖🙌🙌💜🙌💖🙌💖🙌🙌

If you don't like beer, then there's no point dating.

I'll tell you the secret to Twitter success. Hate Mondays, get drunk on Saturdays and just DON'T be yourself.