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Guys leave Ayesha Takia alone. Its her Bday. Even she has a heart.. Somewhere over there.
All the funny tweets are taken.
If I favorite more than 10 tweets from you, I probably want to sleep with u. And never call u.
Life would be so much easier if u could be rude to people on thier face and they wudnt make nasty stories about u in return.
Wats the point of wearing sexy lingerie if you are not gonna show it to somebody.
Did you know that 73% women, like to be on top during Intercourse? The remaining are Indian women, the nuns and the virgins.
BEST 7 HOURS I'VE EVER SPENT! 😭😭🙏💜💛🔊💃🎶
When somebody says "Your tweets are not funny", I reply with "Its cos u r comparing 'em with ur face. Otherwise theyre pretty funny."
Close your eyes.. This is a State Of Trance 💜💖🙌🙌💜🙌💖🙌💖🙌🙌
If you don't like beer, then there's no point dating.
I'll tell you the secret to Twitter success. Hate Mondays, get drunk on Saturdays and just DON'T be yourself.