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Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
If robbers broke into my house and searched for money, id just laugh and search with them
A wolf does not concern herself with the opinions of sheep
Need to learn how to fight the urge to look into the napkin after i blow my nose in public
why do people think theres a purpose for our existence we literally are a bunch of talking apes on a giant rock floating in space
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
If you love someone let them go. . . If they try to come back after draining the bank account for meth, stab them in the face.
i didnt join twitter to see inspirational bullshit on my TL if i wanted any of that I'd just log into Facebook& accept your grandmas request
Phase one of training my cat to use the toilet. I've said too much. . .
Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street. Look in a third direction of your choosing to be mysteriously sexy
Currently bobbing my head along to "we didn't start the fire" like the dumbfuck i am
On a greyhound with a rag tag team of classmates on our way to search for fossils in the Guadalupe mountains Permian reef trail
My little sister just told me a joke "Two Mexicans are in a car, who's driving?"
What doesn't kill you, fucks you up. Mentally. -Tupac
Geology student pursing masters degree of science in geosciences.