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Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
If robbers broke into my house and searched for money, id just laugh and search with them
Need to learn how to fight the urge to look into the napkin after i blow my nose in public
why do people think theres a purpose for our existence we literally are a bunch of talking apes on a giant rock floating in space
If you love someone let them go. . . If they try to come back after draining the bank account for meth, stab them in the face.
i didnt join twitter to see inspirational bullshit on my TL if i wanted any of that I'd just log into Facebook& accept your grandmas request
Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street. Look in a third direction of your choosing to be mysteriously sexy
Currently bobbing my head along to "we didn't start the fire" like the dumbfuck i am
On a greyhound with a rag tag team of classmates on our way to search for fossils in the Guadalupe mountains Permian reef trail
My little sister just told me a joke "Two Mexicans are in a car, who's driving?"
Geology student pursing masters degree of science in geosciences.
