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My New Year's resolution is for everyone around me to be smarter and less annoying or is that not how it works
I will now take the time to apologize to my liver
If you can't handle my gastrointestinal quirks you don't deserve me at my Beyoncé.
Hey. I'm Ian, 18 years old. Be funny and I'll RT the shit out of you.